"Rob the Robber" 5 Sentence Story

After picking two locks and sneaking into Mr. Calm's house, Rob the Robber cautiously looked around for valuable things he could steal. However, he had not expected to see Mr. Calm sitting in the living room in his enormous, puffy armchair, sipping tea and reading yesterday's newspaper. Mr. Calm shot him a surprised look and then recognized the face that was on the "wanted" posters all over the neighborhood. "You are not getting away this time, Rob the Robber!" he cried, reaching for the phone and dialing a number so fast his fingers were a blur. Rob the Robber stood frozen into the spot, when he heard Mr. Calm say, "So which one do you prefer, Rob, margherita or pepperoni?"